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Lord of Last Place. Duke of Dogshit.
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Championships earn banners. Last place earns immortality. Every portrait stands alone, and every record stays in the archive forever.
Lord of Last Place. Duke of Dogshit.
All hail the King of Fuckery.
A magnificent season of absolute bullshit.
He fucked around. The standings helped him find out.
Thou art the league’s most accomplished collector of ass-whippings.
His roster possessed neither depth, dignity, nor a single fucking clue.
Even the waiver wire recoiled from this incompetent bastard.
May history remember him—not for victory, but for royally fucking everything up.