The Short Bus vs Still Boomin
11G / 1ILeague HomeSeptember 22, 2026 · Week 2
Weekly
Report
The latest news, damage and receipts from 11 Geniuses & 1 IdiotMATCHUP OF THE WEEK
BY COMMISH GOO
Frank said Steve was done. Davante Adams kept the receipt.
Monday morning, Assassins led Thunder & Lightning 113.32–92.92 with Malik Nabers still to play against Davante Adams. Frank Gonzales looked at that 20.40-point cushion and announced to the group chat: “Steve is f—ing done. I told you I don’t lose to bums.” When Lucius warned that Adams might score 30, Frank doubled down: “Ya and Nabers gets 29.” Adams delivered 39.50. Nabers delivered 1.10. Thunder & Lightning flipped the matchup and won 132.42–114.42. The prediction did not merely age badly—it became the official Week 2 receipt.
Thunder & Lightning132.42
Assassins114.42THE GROUP CHAT NEVER FORGETS
Receipt of the Week
Frank Gonzales“Steve is f—ing done. I told you I don’t lose to bums.”
Lucius Costa“I’m hoping Devontae gets a 30 point game so this doesn’t age well.”
Frank Gonzales“Ya and Nabers gets 29.”
Zxn's In Paris vs Oakland Natives
Zxn's In Paris
THE FULL SLATE
On the board
Optimus Prime Time119.42
Goo's Goons133.28Goo's Goons moved to 2–0 behind Amon-Ra St. Brown's 35.20-point takeover. Optimus came crashing back to earth after its 203-point debut, with Luther Burden III and the rest of the supporting cast failing to give James enough help.
Thunder & Lightning132.42Assassins114.42Frank entered Monday up 20.40, declared Steve “f—ing done” and promised Nabers would answer any Adams explosion. Davante Adams dropped 39.50, Malik Nabers answered with 1.10, and Thunder & Lightning turned Frank's victory lap into an 18-point loss—the coldest receipt of the season so far.
Skeeteam149.10
Golden Empire102.76Skeeteam buried the defending champion behind Dak Prescott's 33.76 and Kenneth Walker III's 23.80. Golden Empire posted the week's lowest score, fell 46.34 points short and dropped to 0–2—the crown is suddenly looking very heavy.
The Short Bus139.94
Still Boomin137.62The Short Bus stole the week's closest finish by just 2.32 points. Jaxon Smith-Njigba erupted for 43.50 for Still Boomin, but Dalton Kincaid's 22.50 helped Lucius survive the scare and grab his first win.
Zxn's In Paris163.60
Oakland Natives106.06Raj detonated the week's biggest beatdown: Patrick Mahomes scored 31.98, DeVonta Smith added 27.70 and Zxn's In Paris won by 57.54. Oakland got 26.00 from Dalton Schultz, but Saquon Barkley's 3.00-point disappearance helped turn Sunday into a crime scene.
TreeCrew GR81s151.94
This Years Champs148.66TreeCrew completed a Monday-night escape behind CeeDee Lamb's 35.30 and Jonathan Taylor's 29.20. Josh Allen exploded for a week-best 43.82 for This Years Champs, but DJ Moore's brutal −0.10 became the three-point hole Milt could not climb out of.
AFTER WEEK 2
Standings
01Skeeteam2–0
Skeeteam2–002TreeCrew GR81s2–0
TreeCrew GR81s2–003Thunder & Lightning2–0
Thunder & Lightning2–004Goo's Goons2–0
Goo's Goons2–005Optimus Prime Time1–1
Optimus Prime Time1–106Zxn's In Paris1–1
Zxn's In Paris1–107This Years Champs1–1
This Years Champs1–108The Short Bus1–1
The Short Bus1–109Still Boomin0–2
Still Boomin0–210Golden Empire0–2
Golden Empire0–211Oakland Natives0–2
Oakland Natives0–212Assassins0–2
Assassins0–2EVERY RECEIPT SURVIVES
Report Archive
2026WEEK 3Thunder & Lightning wins the battle of unbeatensREAD →2026WEEK 2Frank said Steve was done. Monday night kept the receipt.READ →2026WEEK 1PRIME TIME EXPLODES, BENCHES BETRAY, AND WEEK 1 DELIVERS CHAOSREAD →2024WEEK 3Two Monday-night comebacks shake up Week 3READ →2024WEEK 3The original report returnsREADING