Assassins vs Goo's Goons
11G / 1ILeague HomeSeptember 29, 2026 · Week 3
Weekly
Report
The latest news, damage and receipts from 11 Geniuses & 1 IdiotMATCHUP OF THE WEEK
BY COMMISH GOO
Thunder struck. Skeeteam never recovered.
Week 3 gave us the first true heavyweight collision of the season: 2–0 Thunder & Lightning against 2–0 Skeeteam, with one perfect record guaranteed to disappear. Steve's squad did not leave room for drama. Bijan Robinson dropped 35.30, Juwan Johnson added 23.30, and Thunder & Lightning rolled to a 163.96–113.00 statement win. Skeeteam entered the week unbeaten and left it fifty points lighter. Thunder & Lightning is now the league's only 3–0 team—and everybody else officially has a problem.
Skeeteam113.00
Thunder & Lightning163.96Still Boomin vs Optimus Prime Time
Still Boomin
THE FULL SLATE
On the board
Assassins126.70
Goo's Goons106.56Assassins finally broke into the win column behind George Kittle's 26.20, Joe Burrow's 25.58 and Christian McCaffrey's 21.60. Goo's Goons got 24.10 from Harold Fannin Jr., but only 3.76 from Drake Maye and 5.20 from Justin Jefferson, turning the week's closest matchup into a 20.14-point loss—and proving even the close games were not actually close.
Golden Empire133.82
Oakland Natives99.32The defending champion climbed off the mat behind Jahmyr Gibbs' 41.40-point eruption and Drake London's 28.40. Oakland Natives answered with the week's only sub-100 score, fell to 0–3 and became the last winless team standing. Golden Empire gets its first win; Oakland gets the mugshot.
Still Boomin191.14
Optimus Prime Time126.94Still Boomin detonated Week 3's highest score. Jaxon Smith-Njigba posted 35.36, Brock Bowers added 27.60 and Garrett Wilson supplied 26.70 in a 64.20-point demolition. Optimus scored a respectable 126.94 and still looked like roadkill.
TreeCrew GR81s128.48
Zxn's In Paris153.86Zxn's In Paris moved to 2–1 behind Michael Wilson's 25.90, a 33.52-point Vikings defense and production everywhere it mattered. TreeCrew's Jeremiah Love delivered 21.90, but Jonathan Taylor's 9.20 left too much damage to repair in a 25.38-point loss.
Skeeteam113.00Thunder & Lightning163.96The battle of unbeatens became a public service announcement. Bijan Robinson scored 35.30, Juwan Johnson delivered 23.30 and Thunder & Lightning buried Skeeteam by 50.96. Tyler Warren's 14.70 led Skeeteam's thin response while Steve moved to 3–0 as the league's last perfect team.
The Short Bus148.16
This Years Champs121.68The Short Bus improved to 2–1 behind Brock Purdy's 35.28 and a balanced lineup that never needed a Monday miracle. This Years Champs got 21.00 from Tee Higgins, but left too much support on the bench and slid to 1–2 after a 26.48-point loss.
AFTER WEEK 3
Standings
01Thunder & Lightning3–0
Thunder & Lightning3–002Zxn's In Paris2–1
Zxn's In Paris2–103TreeCrew GR81s2–1
TreeCrew GR81s2–104Skeeteam2–1
Skeeteam2–105The Short Bus2–1
The Short Bus2–106Goo's Goons2–1
Goo's Goons2–107Still Boomin1–2
Still Boomin1–208Optimus Prime Time1–2
Optimus Prime Time1–209Golden Empire1–2
Golden Empire1–210This Years Champs1–2
This Years Champs1–211Assassins1–2
Assassins1–212Oakland Natives0–3
Oakland Natives0–3EVERY RECEIPT SURVIVES
Report Archive
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